8th Evil Ex The Beard

one of my submissons for the 8th eveil ex contest. (click to enlarge is recomendededed)

Behold... THE BEARD!

Straight from the streets of Logan Square in Chicago comes Ray Charles Finnelley, also known as "The Beard". He's the main muscle in a well known Chicago Hipster gang and dated Ramona Flowers when she was hanging around in Chicago at one time in her past.

He's really tall and really Beardy. So beaded that he can control the shape and size of his thick 'n' orange Irish beard. Mostly he just uses it to punch people out, but he can change it into much more then just a rock hard fist.

One of his other tools of trade is the "Hip-Novac" which Hipster Scientists created in the late 90's. Created out of old vintage junk and a very dusty vacuum to become a gun of Massive Self-Deconstruction! It doesn't just suck, it blows a beam of energy that hypnotizes its victims into brainwashed hipsters for a growing hipster army! Will Scott prevail from this fight? Or will he just become another blank minded, blank appareled zombie with a shabby and ironic lifestyle?

Good luck Scott! and good luck to everyone else in the contest!